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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Next, they tried...

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

How severely should I get punished? Please describe throughly. Today I got my result of my test nd I found out that I failed in 2 subjects, my parents are currently in abroad nd I lied to them about the fail but I feel guilty now.

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

‘Superman’ Final Trailer Shows David Corenswet “Doing Important Stuff” - The Hollywood Reporter

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Scientists Confirm Anti-Aging Drug Appears to Prolong Life in Animals - ScienceAlert

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Suspect in Boulder Molotov attack faces federal hate crime charge - Axios

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

What is the best sunscreen available for summers? My skin is oily.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Billionaire Telegram founder leaves his $14 billion fortune to the 100+ children he’s fathered—which means $132 million for each lucky Gen Alpha kid - Fortune

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Kate Middleton shares heartfelt message after unexpectedly pulling out of Royal Ascot - Page Six

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

No way

Psilocybin induces large-scale brain network reorganization, offering insights into the psychedelic state - PsyPost

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So THAT'S Why Mosquitoes Bite Some People More Than Others - BuzzFeed

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons