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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:52

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Next, they tried...
How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
What is the best sunscreen available for summers? My skin is oily.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons